// CLASSIFIED — CLEARANCE LEVEL: SLICER
EVILCORP
"In darkness, be the light."
Internal personnel files for the Slicer Universe.
The Board has approved public access. Proceed with caution.
// Personnel Database
Active Operatives
Click any file to expand. Threat levels assessed by The Board.
// Head-to-Head
Who Wins?
Cast your vote. The internet decides.
Dany Slicer
CEO OF EVILCORP
VS
James Pierce
CEO OF GOODCORP
62%38%
12,847 votes cast
// Propaganda Department
Meme Warfare
Intercepted communications between factions. Classified as "extremely online."
// Classification Protocol
Which Operative Are You?
Answer 6 questions. The Board will assign your role.
01 / 06
BOARD ASSESSMENT
// Classified Intel
The Slicer Files
Intercepted transmissions. Handle with care.
File #001 — Origin
On February 7th, 2026, a series of shadowy photographs surfaced on TikTok. No dialogue. No introduction. Just a bald man in darkness, posing like a Bond villain who'd already won. Within 48 hours, Dany Slicer had accumulated millions of views and a reputation as the internet's newest supervillain. The Board took notice.
File #002 — The Nicknames
The internet moves fast. Within days, Slicer was dubbed "Steve Jobless" (for his resemblance to Jobs), "Withered Vsauce" (for his bald intensity), and "CEO of Evilcorp" (self-explanatory). Each nickname only increased his aura. Comments flooded in: "Bro looks like he slices more than bread" and "Aura so high it filed taxes."
File #003 — The Rival
On February 12th, a counter-force emerged. James Pierce, the self-styled "CEO of Goodcorp," appeared with his own series of dramatic photos. Where Slicer radiated menace, Pierce projected heroism. The internet immediately began shipping a rivalry, creating edit battles and faction wars. The Slicer Universe had its first arc.
File #004 — The Family
As the lore deepened, more characters emerged. Cole Slicer appeared claiming to be Dany's estranged brother, blocked and building his own empire. Fan-made operatives and lore entries continue to expand the universe daily. The Board can barely keep up with clearance requests.